Life’s messy, loud, and hilarious - why not wear it proudly?

This piece is your all-access pass to chaos, laughs, and double-takes everywhere you go.

It’s bold, it’s blunt, and it’s guaranteed to start conversations (and probably a few arguments).

⚡ Limited edition - once these are gone, the show’s over.

Don’t miss your ticket to the madness.

Grab yours now before you’re stuck in the cheap seats wishing you had one.

Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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