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$15.00 USD
Majestic. Sparkly. Disrespectful.
This mug is for the mythical creature who tried to be polite… but the day said nope. Featuring a fabulously dramatic unicorn strutting under a rainbow, paired with the iconic phrase:
“I said whatever, bitches… and the bitches whatevered.”
It’s pure chaotic glitter energy — perfect for anyone who is done dealing with nonsense before breakfast.
🦄 Perfect For:
• Sassy queens and chaotic besties
• Unicorn lovers with attitude
• Desk décor that politely warns coworkers
• Gifts for the unbothered, the sarcastic, and the unfiltered
• Anyone who weaponizes whimsy
🌈 Mug Features:
• Vibrant unicorn & rainbow artwork
• Hilariously bold statement text
• Dishwasher & microwave safe
• Durable ceramic with high-quality print
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs, exclusively on clk3.com
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Sip with sparkle. Serve attitude.
Because sometimes, the bitches really do… whatever.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This mug is for the mythical creature who tried to be polite… but the day said nope. Featuring a fabulously dramatic unicorn strutting under a rainbow, paired with the iconic phrase:
“I said whatever, bitches… and the bitches whatevered.”
It’s pure chaotic glitter energy — perfect for anyone who is done dealing with nonsense before breakfast.
🦄 Perfect For:
• Sassy queens and chaotic besties
• Unicorn lovers with attitude
• Desk décor that politely warns coworkers
• Gifts for the unbothered, the sarcastic, and the unfiltered
• Anyone who weaponizes whimsy
🌈 Mug Features:
• Vibrant unicorn & rainbow artwork
• Hilariously bold statement text
• Dishwasher & microwave safe
• Durable ceramic with high-quality print
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs, exclusively on clk3.com
funny unicorn mug, sarcastic coffee mug, rainbow unicorn cup, attitude mug, profanity unicorn gift, sassy quote mug, novelty drinkware, unbothered mug, dsm5tr Designs coffee mug, clk3.com unicorn merch
Sip with sparkle. Serve attitude.
Because sometimes, the bitches really do… whatever.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!