Not your average joke shirt.
This one’s absurd, punchy, and guaranteed to turn heads.

“I am NOT autistic, I identify as a Tylenol-American” is chaotic humor at its finest - blending identity politics parody with pharmacy aisle nonsense.

It’s edgy, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the perfect tee for anyone who thrives on dark, off-the-wall comedy.

Shock-value humor: Expect laughs, groans, and “WTF?” in equal measure.

Soft & comfy: Because bold statements deserve a smooth ride.

Conversation starter: Wear it and watch the reactions roll in.

It’s not medicine. It’s a mindset. Pop one on.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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