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$15.00 USD
Marriage comes with surprises — like discovering your husband’s ears apparently weren’t included in the box.
This hilarious mug features a cranky, sarcastic green monster who perfectly captures that “I love him, but dear God he can’t hear a thing” energy.
A must-have for wives who repeat themselves 47 times a day… with love.
😂 Perfect For:
• Wives with selectively hearing husbands
• Couples who love humor and honesty
• Morning coffee, afternoon survival, nightly sanity
• A+ funny gift for anniversaries, holidays, or “just because he didn’t listen again”
☕ Mug Features:
• Vibrant print of a grouchy green monster with major attitude
• Quote: “Nobody told me that when you get a husband, his ears are sold separately”
• Dishwasher & microwave safe
• High-quality ceramic with crisp, durable artwork
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs, exclusive to clk3.com
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For the woman who loves her man…
but wishes he came with ears that actually work.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This hilarious mug features a cranky, sarcastic green monster who perfectly captures that “I love him, but dear God he can’t hear a thing” energy.
A must-have for wives who repeat themselves 47 times a day… with love.
😂 Perfect For:
• Wives with selectively hearing husbands
• Couples who love humor and honesty
• Morning coffee, afternoon survival, nightly sanity
• A+ funny gift for anniversaries, holidays, or “just because he didn’t listen again”
☕ Mug Features:
• Vibrant print of a grouchy green monster with major attitude
• Quote: “Nobody told me that when you get a husband, his ears are sold separately”
• Dishwasher & microwave safe
• High-quality ceramic with crisp, durable artwork
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs, exclusive to clk3.com
funny wife mug, husband selective hearing mug, marriage humor cup, sarcastic coffee mug, grumpy monster mug, novelty spouse gift, dsm5tr Designs drinkware, clk3.com funny mugs, relationship humor gift
For the woman who loves her man…
but wishes he came with ears that actually work.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!