Shake Your Head Barcode Minimalist Backpack – For the rebels, the overthinkers, the “why is this so complicated?” crowd. Sleek, minimalist, and unapologetically sarcastic, this backpack says “I’m smarter than your spreadsheet” without uttering a word. Perfect for commuting, work, school, or just making strangers question their life choices. Lightweight, durable, and built to hold everything from your laptop to your existential dread.

Shake it and it reads F*ck You.

Get yours before everyone else catches on—because being basic is so last season.

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If you feel like you're carrying half of your belongings with you at all times, this backpack is for you! It has a spacious inside compartment (with a pocket for your laptop), and a hidden back pocket for safekeeping your most valuable items.

• Made from 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16.1″ (41 cm) in height, 12.2″ (31 cm) in width, and 5.5″ (14 cm) in diameter
• Capacity: 5.3 gallons (20 l)
• Max weight: 44 lbs (20 kg)
• Water-resistant material
• Large inside pocket with a separate pocket for a 15” laptop, a hidden pocket with zipper on the back of the bag
• Top zipper has 2 sliders, and there are zipper pullers attached to each slider
• Silky lining, piped inside hems, and a soft mesh back
• Padded ergonomic bag straps from polyester with plastic strap regulators
• Blank product components sourced from China