I Spent 9 Months on the Inside – Escaped Through a Tunnel – Now Serving 18 Years Probation

Give everyone a good laugh with the Probation Infant Onesie by dsm5tr Designs—perfect for parents who love humor and aren’t afraid of a little tongue-in-cheek baby comedy.

Featuring the hilarious line “I spent 9 months on the inside, escaped through a tunnel, now serving 18 years probation,” this onesie turns your little escape artist into the star of every family gathering, baby shower, or photo-op.

Soft, comfy, and built for real-life baby chaos, this bodysuit is made from gentle, breathable fabric that keeps your mini parolee cozy all day long. It’s cute, clever, and guaranteed to spark laughter wherever your little one goes.

👶😂 Perfect For:
• Parents with a sense of humor
• Baby showers & newborn gifts
• Everyday wear and adorable photos
• Families who love funny baby clothes

🔥 Features:
• Soft, high-quality cotton for sensitive skin
• Durable, bright print that lasts wash after wash
• Easy-snap bottom for quick diaper changes
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs, available only on clk3.com

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Because your little one didn’t just arrive—they made a break for it. 🚼🔓

This one-piece is made from super-soft cotton that’s gentle on your baby’s skin. The lap shoulder design and three-snap closure make diaper changes quick and easy, so you can spend less time fussing and more time with your little one.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton in a 1x1 baby rib
• Heather color is 90% combed ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd.² (170 g/m²)
• Three-snap closure
• Lap shoulders
• Blank product sourced from India

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