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$20.99 USD
For when sarcasm is your love language.
This tee doesn’t whisper, it screams the frustration we’ve all felt in meetings, relationships, and everyday life: “No, you’re right… let’s do it the dumbest way possible, because it’s easier for you.”
It’s equal parts snark and truth bomb - the kind of shirt that lets you roll your eyes without actually rolling your eyes.
Whether you’re battling office politics, dealing with that one friend who always knows a “shortcut,” or just tired of pretending the hard way isn’t the smart way, this shirt has your back.
Bold, funny, and dripping with sarcasm, it’s guaranteed to get laughs, nods, and maybe even a few side-eyes.
Perfect for the rebels, the realists, and the ones who are done suffering fools. Don’t just make a statement - wear it.
Grab it before someone else dumbs it down.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This tee doesn’t whisper, it screams the frustration we’ve all felt in meetings, relationships, and everyday life: “No, you’re right… let’s do it the dumbest way possible, because it’s easier for you.”
It’s equal parts snark and truth bomb - the kind of shirt that lets you roll your eyes without actually rolling your eyes.
Whether you’re battling office politics, dealing with that one friend who always knows a “shortcut,” or just tired of pretending the hard way isn’t the smart way, this shirt has your back.
Bold, funny, and dripping with sarcasm, it’s guaranteed to get laughs, nods, and maybe even a few side-eyes.
Perfect for the rebels, the realists, and the ones who are done suffering fools. Don’t just make a statement - wear it.
Grab it before someone else dumbs it down.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |