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DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” USA-Made Sticker — Unity? Cute Concept.
It sounds sweet. It looks clean.
But peel it back, and the sarcasm hits harder than your last political debate at Thanksgiving.
The DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” Sticker is your portable piece of commentary disguised as optimism. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or wherever misguided hope goes to die. It's subtle, sharp, and proudly made in the USA — just like our collective identity crisis.
🧷 Durable, die-cut vinyl — sticks like division, lasts longer than discourse
🇺🇸 USA-made — because even satire should support local chaos
💥 Waterproof, weatherproof, woke-proof
🎯 Clean design. Loaded message. No room for misinterpretation.
🔥 Extremely limited — like our chances of agreeing on anything ever again
Perfect for:
Public spaces that need passive-aggressive commentary
That one friend who still says “both sides”
Unifying your aesthetic, if not the country
Stick it. Sip your coffee. Watch the irony settle in.
DSM5TR — because nothing says 'together' like a sticker that proves we're not.
Buy now, before it becomes retro optimism.
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
It sounds sweet. It looks clean.
But peel it back, and the sarcasm hits harder than your last political debate at Thanksgiving.
The DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” Sticker is your portable piece of commentary disguised as optimism. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or wherever misguided hope goes to die. It's subtle, sharp, and proudly made in the USA — just like our collective identity crisis.
🧷 Durable, die-cut vinyl — sticks like division, lasts longer than discourse
🇺🇸 USA-made — because even satire should support local chaos
💥 Waterproof, weatherproof, woke-proof
🎯 Clean design. Loaded message. No room for misinterpretation.
🔥 Extremely limited — like our chances of agreeing on anything ever again
Perfect for:
Public spaces that need passive-aggressive commentary
That one friend who still says “both sides”
Unifying your aesthetic, if not the country
Stick it. Sip your coffee. Watch the irony settle in.
DSM5TR — because nothing says 'together' like a sticker that proves we're not.
Buy now, before it becomes retro optimism.
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| 3″×3″ | 3 | 3 |
| 4″×4″ | 4 | 4 |
| 5.5″×5.5″ | 5 ½ | 5 ½ |
| HEIGHT (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| 3″×3″ | 7.5 | 7.5 |
| 4″×4″ | 10 | 10 |
| 5.5″×5.5″ | 14 | 14 |