DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” USA-Made Magnet — Sticking Together Was Never the Plan

At first glance, it looks hopeful.
Then it hits you like a group chat argument in an election year:
"Make America Unified Again" — satire you can slap on your fridge.

The DSM5TR USA-Made Magnet turns wishful thinking into biting commentary. Die-cut, durable, and deeply disappointed, it’s made for magnetic surfaces and moments of national reflection (or pure delusion).

🧲 Die-cut & ready to cling like false promises
🇺🇸 Made in the USA — just like the dysfunction it’s mocking
💥 Weatherproof, meltdown-proof, emotionally loaded
🖤 Minimalist design, maximalist sarcasm
🔥 Limited drop — because unity has a short shelf life

Perfect for:

Fridges, lockers, filing cabinets, and echo chambers

Reminding your kitchen that unity’s just a buzzword

Passive-aggressively making Thanksgiving more interesting

Stick it. Smile. Scream into the void.

DSM5TR — because if we're going down, we're going down sarcastic.

Grab it now before we’re divided again by dinner.

Showcase adventures and inspiration, or simply keep your space organized with our premium magnets. They feature a modern matte finish on top and a strong magnetic material on the back, so they’ll hold up well and look great for years to come. These magnets are a practical and stylish solution for holding up photos, notes, or other small items.

• Made from 0.5 mm flexible vinyl
• Premium matte finish
• Magnetic black backing

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