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DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” Tee — Hope? Delusion? You Decide.
A plea? A punchline? A prophecy?
The DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” Tee reads like a political promise — until you realize it's stitched together with irony, sarcasm, and deep existential dread. In a country where unity feels like a fever dream, this shirt isn’t about healing — it’s about highlighting the absurdity of even trying.
🧠 Politically incorrect... but like, on purpose
🖤 Minimalist front, maximalist meaning
🔥 Limited run — because unity, like this tee, won’t last
🔗 DSM5TR signature energy — coded chaos, stylish despair
Perfect for:
Thanksgiving dinner with both sides of the family.
Street protests, passive-aggressive coffee shop hangs, or solo existential spirals.
That one person who asks, “What does your shirt mean?” (Get ready.)
Unify this.
Whether you're disillusioned, disassociated, or just done, this tee lets the world know you’re not buying into the fantasy — but you’ll still look 🔥 while the system burns.
DSM5TR - dressing the mentally divided since forever.
Cop it now or stay part of the problem.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
A plea? A punchline? A prophecy?
The DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” Tee reads like a political promise — until you realize it's stitched together with irony, sarcasm, and deep existential dread. In a country where unity feels like a fever dream, this shirt isn’t about healing — it’s about highlighting the absurdity of even trying.
🧠 Politically incorrect... but like, on purpose
🖤 Minimalist front, maximalist meaning
🔥 Limited run — because unity, like this tee, won’t last
🔗 DSM5TR signature energy — coded chaos, stylish despair
Perfect for:
Thanksgiving dinner with both sides of the family.
Street protests, passive-aggressive coffee shop hangs, or solo existential spirals.
That one person who asks, “What does your shirt mean?” (Get ready.)
Unify this.
Whether you're disillusioned, disassociated, or just done, this tee lets the world know you’re not buying into the fantasy — but you’ll still look 🔥 while the system burns.
DSM5TR - dressing the mentally divided since forever.
Cop it now or stay part of the problem.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |