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$60.00 USD
DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” Pickleball Paddle Set — Rally for the Delusion
Unify the country? Nah.
Unify your swing while serving existential irony? Now that’s the game.
The DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” Pickleball Paddle Set takes America’s fastest-growing sport and slaps it with a slogan that sounds like a dream — but hits like a meme. This isn’t about fitness. It’s about flawless satire in motion.
🏓 Bold “Make America Unified Again” graphic — clean, loaded, and absolutely misleading
💥 Durable construction — built to withstand volleys, rallies, and full-blown identity crises
🎯 USA-made — because even irony deserves domestic production
🎒 Comes with matching ball(s) — unlike the people yelling at school board meetings
🔥 Limited edition — because hope fades fast, and so does stock
Perfect for:
Mixed doubles and mixed feelings
Winning points and starting conversations
Serving looks and low-key political shade
It’s not just a paddle set. It’s a sarcastic serve in a divided country.
DSM5TR — where even your hobbies come with commentary.
Grab it now before someone tries to unify it without your consent.
Game on! This pickleball set comes with 2 sturdy wooden paddles and 2 bright yellow balls, so you’re ready to rally in style. It includes a see-through bag made for beach trips, park days, or spontaneous matches—just grab it and go play!
• 100% wood paddles with black edges
• Soft poly-cotton handle grips for comfort
• Set includes 2 paddles, 2 plastic balls, and a carry bag
• Same design on both sides of each paddle
• Blank product sourced from China
Unify the country? Nah.
Unify your swing while serving existential irony? Now that’s the game.
The DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” Pickleball Paddle Set takes America’s fastest-growing sport and slaps it with a slogan that sounds like a dream — but hits like a meme. This isn’t about fitness. It’s about flawless satire in motion.
🏓 Bold “Make America Unified Again” graphic — clean, loaded, and absolutely misleading
💥 Durable construction — built to withstand volleys, rallies, and full-blown identity crises
🎯 USA-made — because even irony deserves domestic production
🎒 Comes with matching ball(s) — unlike the people yelling at school board meetings
🔥 Limited edition — because hope fades fast, and so does stock
Perfect for:
Mixed doubles and mixed feelings
Winning points and starting conversations
Serving looks and low-key political shade
It’s not just a paddle set. It’s a sarcastic serve in a divided country.
DSM5TR — where even your hobbies come with commentary.
Grab it now before someone tries to unify it without your consent.
Game on! This pickleball set comes with 2 sturdy wooden paddles and 2 bright yellow balls, so you’re ready to rally in style. It includes a see-through bag made for beach trips, park days, or spontaneous matches—just grab it and go play!
• 100% wood paddles with black edges
• Soft poly-cotton handle grips for comfort
• Set includes 2 paddles, 2 plastic balls, and a carry bag
• Same design on both sides of each paddle
• Blank product sourced from China