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DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” Metal Tumbler — Sip the Illusion
Because nothing says "we're all in this together" like a double-wall insulated stainless steel tumbler full of quiet rage and hot coffee.
The DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” Metal Tumbler looks hopeful at first glance — then hits you with the brutal reality. Clean, bold type. Straight-faced sarcasm. Designed for the chronically online, politically exhausted, and emotionally iced out.
🖤 Double-wall stainless steel insulation — keeps your drink hot, and your side-eye hotter
🇺🇸 “Make America Unified Again” graphic — reads like unity, drips with irony
💧 Spill-resistant lid — because the only thing leaking should be national trust
🎯 Sleek matte finish — minimalist, but make it passive-aggressive
🔥 Limited run — because hope, like stock, won’t last forever
Perfect for:
Sipping slowly through the downfall
Polarizing the break room
Looking like you care, while you absolutely do not
This isn’t a statement piece.
It’s a sarcastic survival tool for the over-caffeinated and politically burnt out.
DSM5TR — where even your drinkware is tired of the division.
Get yours now before the next debate ruins everything again.
Stay sippin’ in style. This 20-oz stainless steel tumbler keeps your drinks hot or cold on the go with a sleek, glossy finish and a spill-resistant lid. Perfect for daily commutes, workouts, or cozy mornings.
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
Because nothing says "we're all in this together" like a double-wall insulated stainless steel tumbler full of quiet rage and hot coffee.
The DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” Metal Tumbler looks hopeful at first glance — then hits you with the brutal reality. Clean, bold type. Straight-faced sarcasm. Designed for the chronically online, politically exhausted, and emotionally iced out.
🖤 Double-wall stainless steel insulation — keeps your drink hot, and your side-eye hotter
🇺🇸 “Make America Unified Again” graphic — reads like unity, drips with irony
💧 Spill-resistant lid — because the only thing leaking should be national trust
🎯 Sleek matte finish — minimalist, but make it passive-aggressive
🔥 Limited run — because hope, like stock, won’t last forever
Perfect for:
Sipping slowly through the downfall
Polarizing the break room
Looking like you care, while you absolutely do not
This isn’t a statement piece.
It’s a sarcastic survival tool for the over-caffeinated and politically burnt out.
DSM5TR — where even your drinkware is tired of the division.
Get yours now before the next debate ruins everything again.
Stay sippin’ in style. This 20-oz stainless steel tumbler keeps your drinks hot or cold on the go with a sleek, glossy finish and a spill-resistant lid. Perfect for daily commutes, workouts, or cozy mornings.
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China