DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” Hat — Hope Never Looked So Unhinged

From a distance? Patriotic.
Up close? Delusional on purpose.

The DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” Hat is a clean, classic dad cap with a message that feels like satire... because it is. It’s the perfect headwear for the chronically aware — the people who know unity’s a myth, but still enjoy the look of optimism melting down in public.

Unstructured dad hat fit — casual, cynical, and undeniably wearable
 Embroidered message of false hope — stitched with sarcasm
🪖 Comfortable, adjustable, emotionally unavailable
🇺🇸 Made in the USA — just like the dream we keep trying to resurrect
Limited run — because unity, like this hat, won't be around forever

Perfect for:

Stirring conversations you didn’t ask for

Protesting, existing, or just mentally checking out in style

Looking peaceful while radiating pure chaos

It’s not a slogan. It’s a social experiment.

DSM5TR — where fashion meets dysfunction.

Get yours now or get left divided.

Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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