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$18.99 USD
The “If You’re Trying to Scare Me, I’m Terrified of Boobs” Tee isn’t just a shirt — it’s a conversation starter. Equal parts hilarious and outrageous, this design is guaranteed to get laughs, side-eyes, and maybe even a phone number or two.
Printed on premium, USA-made fabric, it’s soft, durable, and made for people who live loud and unapologetic. This isn’t some throwaway novelty tee — it’s bold humor you can actually wear.
But here’s the catch — designs this savage don’t stay in stock. Once it’s gone, you’ll be stuck with boring shirts while someone else is out there stealing the spotlight (and the laughs).
🔥 Funny. Wild. One-of-a-kind. Grab your Terrified of Boobs Tee now — before the joke’s on you.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Printed on premium, USA-made fabric, it’s soft, durable, and made for people who live loud and unapologetic. This isn’t some throwaway novelty tee — it’s bold humor you can actually wear.
But here’s the catch — designs this savage don’t stay in stock. Once it’s gone, you’ll be stuck with boring shirts while someone else is out there stealing the spotlight (and the laughs).
🔥 Funny. Wild. One-of-a-kind. Grab your Terrified of Boobs Tee now — before the joke’s on you.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!