“If I Give You a Straw, Will You Suck the Fun Out of Someone Else’s Day?” Metal Tumbler — Sip Sarcasm, Stay Icy

Tired of people killing the vibe before your coffee even kicks in?
Now you can stay hydrated and hostile — silently.

This stainless steel, double-wall insulated metal tumbler delivers icy drinks and even icier shade with a clean, bold design featuring the viral line:
“If I give you a straw, will you suck the fun out of someone else’s day?”

Perfect for work, commutes, or just surviving Monday with minimal small talk, this tumbler keeps your drink hot or cold — and your patience thin.

🖤 Premium stainless steel — strong, sleek, and passive-aggressively perfect
🧊 Double-wall vacuum insulation — keeps drinks cold like your sense of humor
💬 Snarky quote design — says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to
💧 Spill-resistant lid — because emotional messes are enough
🇺🇸 Designed + printed in the USA — petty with pride
🔥 Limited stock — because good shade should be exclusive

Perfect for:

Office desk domination

Mood-proof mornings

Deterring conversation while sipping in style

This isn’t just a tumbler — it’s a social boundary in stainless steel.

DSM5TR — because staying hydrated shouldn’t mean staying quiet.

Snag yours now before someone else sucks the fun out of that too.

Stay sippin’ in style. This 20-oz stainless steel tumbler keeps your drinks hot or cold on the go with a sleek, glossy finish and a spill-resistant lid. Perfect for daily commutes, workouts, or cozy mornings.
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China