“If I Give You a Straw, Will You Suck the Fun Out of Someone Else’s Day?” Magnet — Passive Aggression, Now Magnetic

Let’s be honest: some people just drain the joy out of a room.
This magnet? Tells them exactly that — with a smile.

The DSM5TR “If I Give You a Straw…” Magnet is the perfect blend of sarcastic wit and everyday function. Whether it's slapped on your fridge, locker, toolbox, or filing cabinet, it serves a daily reminder that not all energy deserves to be absorbed.

🧲 Strong die-cut magnet — sticks with more loyalty than your ex
💬 Bold quote design — readable, relatable, and ruthless
🇺🇸 Made in the USA — designed with pride and passive aggression
🎯 Weather-resistant coating — for kitchens, garages, or wherever the drama happens
🔥 Limited stock — because not everyone deserves this level of petty perfection

Perfect for:

Offices that need a personality check

Fridges that double as emotional support

Gifting to friends who live for a well-placed jab

This isn’t just a magnet — it’s a whole mood on metal.

DSM5TR — because sometimes the message needs to be stuck where everyone can see it.

Snag yours now. Fun-suckers not included.

Showcase adventures and inspiration, or simply keep your space organized with our premium magnets. They feature a modern matte finish on top and a strong magnetic material on the back, so they’ll hold up well and look great for years to come. These magnets are a practical and stylish solution for holding up photos, notes, or other small items.

• Made from 0.5 mm flexible vinyl
• Premium matte finish
• Magnetic black backing

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