I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me Tee
DSM5TR “I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me” Tee — Dead Inside, Dressed to Kill

You ever just... sit there, broken, and think,
“Damn. I hope life at least enjoyed it.”
Same.

The DSM5TR “I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me” Tee features a chain-smoking skeleton — post-ruin, post-hope, post-everything — asking the one question no therapist can answer. This shirt isn’t edgy for the sake of it — it’s a full-blown existential mic drop.

 Front graphic: skeleton, cigarette, soul-crushing realism
 Statement text: too real, too raw, too relatable
 Comfortably soft, emotionally hard — 100% cotton, 0% coping skills
 Extremely limited — like your emotional bandwidth

Perfect for:

Romanticizing your breakdowns

Group therapy drip

Looking hot while spiraling

Wear it to your next disappointment.

It’s not a cry for help — it’s a mood.
It’s not nihilism — it’s DSM5TR.

Buy it now or keep pretending you’re okay.


The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!