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DSM5TR “I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me” Mug — Sip Happens
Morning coffee just got a lot more honest.
The DSM5TR “I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me” Mug is for the chronically over-it. Featuring our infamous chain-smoking skeleton and soul-shattering slogan, it’s your daily reminder that life’s been wrecking you raw — and probably enjoying a cigarette after.
This isn’t just a mug. It’s a ceramic cry for help with a color-pop interior and enough emotional damage to replace your therapist.
💀 Graphic print of your current mental state
🎨 Colored interior (because at least something has depth)
☕ Microwave + dishwasher safe, unlike your nervous system
🇺🇸 Made with care, like life never was
🔥 Limited batch — no refills, just regrets
Perfect for:
Coffee, tea, and cold-brewed disappointment
Desk flexing at work while dying inside
Starting your day with a little nihilism and a lot of caffeine
DSM5TR — because if you’re gonna spiral, at least make it part of your morning routine.
Buy now or keep sipping out of that basic mug like life's been gentle.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Morning coffee just got a lot more honest.
The DSM5TR “I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me” Mug is for the chronically over-it. Featuring our infamous chain-smoking skeleton and soul-shattering slogan, it’s your daily reminder that life’s been wrecking you raw — and probably enjoying a cigarette after.
This isn’t just a mug. It’s a ceramic cry for help with a color-pop interior and enough emotional damage to replace your therapist.
💀 Graphic print of your current mental state
🎨 Colored interior (because at least something has depth)
☕ Microwave + dishwasher safe, unlike your nervous system
🇺🇸 Made with care, like life never was
🔥 Limited batch — no refills, just regrets
Perfect for:
Coffee, tea, and cold-brewed disappointment
Desk flexing at work while dying inside
Starting your day with a little nihilism and a lot of caffeine
DSM5TR — because if you’re gonna spiral, at least make it part of your morning routine.
Buy now or keep sipping out of that basic mug like life's been gentle.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!