DSM5TR “I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me” Metal Tumbler — Sip, Spiral, Repeat

Is it coffee? Is it trauma?
Either way, this tumbler can hold both.

The DSM5TR “I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me” Metal Tumbler is your daily dose of dark humor in stainless steel. Featuring our infamous chain-smoking skeleton and the internet’s most painfully relatable quote, this sleek, insulated tumbler keeps your drink hot (or cold) while your outlook stays bleak.

☠️ Graphic: skeleton smoking + existential despair — DSM5TR classic
🖤 Stainless steel, double-wall insulated — keeps drinks at the right temp, even if you aren’t
💀 Matte finish with wraparound print — bold enough to raise eyebrows in shared kitchens
🚫 Spill-resistant lid — for emotional messes only
🔥 Limited edition — just like your emotional availability

Perfect for:

Hating mornings in style

Passive-aggressive Zoom calls

Carrying caffeine + emotional baggage

This isn’t just a tumbler. It’s a red flag with a straw.

DSM5TR — because if life’s gonna wreck you, at least your drink stays warm.

Get yours now or keep pretending that reusable cup isn’t silently judging you.

Stay sippin’ in style. This 20-oz stainless steel tumbler keeps your drinks hot or cold on the go with a sleek, glossy finish and a spill-resistant lid. Perfect for daily commutes, workouts, or cozy mornings.
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China