I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me Hat
DSM5TR “I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me” Hat — Dead Inside, Dressed to Kill

It’s not just a hat — it’s a vibe.
The vibe: life wrecked you, didn’t call back, and now it’s probably smoking a cigarette while you process the trauma.

The DSM5TR “I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me” Hat is for the emotionally exhausted with elite taste. Embroidered with existential sarcasm and a devil-may-care attitude, this cap says what your dead eyes can’t.

Classic dad hat fit — low-profile, high-functioning dysfunction
Embroidered text that hits harder than your last breakdown
All-black mood, all-day wearability
Limited run — like your remaining will to engage

Perfect for:
Social settings you didn’t RSVP to
Therapy (if you ever went)
Looking hot while having a crisis in public

Pairs well with:
Oversized hoodies
Oversharing
Over it.
DSM5TR — because if life’s gonna f*ck you, you might as well accessorize.
Buy it now or cry in something uglier.
Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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