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$15.00 USD
Dark humor, perfectly ambiguous. The “I Want To… Options May Vary” Coffee Mug by dsm5tr Designs features the intentionally incomplete phrase “I want to KI _ _”, letting your imagination (and mood) fill in the blanks.
It’s clever, sarcastic, and just vague enough to keep things funny without spelling anything out.
Printed on a premium ceramic mug with crisp, long-lasting graphics, this design is made for those moments when caffeine is required before words are filtered. Whether it lives on your desk, in your kitchen, or gets gifted to someone who appreciates dry, dark humor, this mug delivers laughs through implication alone.
Perfect For:
• Fans of dark, sarcastic, and implied humor
• Coffee drinkers with a sharp sense of wit
• Office desks and home coffee bars
• Gag gifts and conversation starters
• Anyone who enjoys humor that lets people read between the lines
Features:
• High-quality ceramic mug
• Clean, durable print
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs, exclusive to clk3.com
• A subtle-but-bold statement piece
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Unfinished on purpose.
Sip first—interpret later.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s clever, sarcastic, and just vague enough to keep things funny without spelling anything out.
Printed on a premium ceramic mug with crisp, long-lasting graphics, this design is made for those moments when caffeine is required before words are filtered. Whether it lives on your desk, in your kitchen, or gets gifted to someone who appreciates dry, dark humor, this mug delivers laughs through implication alone.
Perfect For:
• Fans of dark, sarcastic, and implied humor
• Coffee drinkers with a sharp sense of wit
• Office desks and home coffee bars
• Gag gifts and conversation starters
• Anyone who enjoys humor that lets people read between the lines
Features:
• High-quality ceramic mug
• Clean, durable print
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs, exclusive to clk3.com
• A subtle-but-bold statement piece
funny coffee mug, dark humor mug, sarcastic coffee cup, implied humor mug, novelty coffee mug, dsm5tr Designs mug, clk3.com mug, office humor cup, gag gift coffee mug
Unfinished on purpose.
Sip first—interpret later.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!