Introducing the “I’m No Taxidermist But I’ll Stuff Her Beaver” Tee — one of dsm5tr Designs’ most outrageous, hilarious, and jaw-dropping creations, exclusively at clk3.com. This shirt isn’t for the shy or the easily offended — it’s for the bold, the witty, and the dangerously funny.

Printed on premium, soft cotton with vivid, long-lasting graphics, this tee delivers comfort and chaos in equal measure. It’s the perfect mix of dark humor, wordplay, and attitude, guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughter (or shocked silence) wherever you go.

Ideal for bachelor parties, guys’ nights, BBQs, or just being unapologetically you, this shirt is built for those who love to push boundaries and own the joke. Whether you’re rocking it at the bar or tossing it on after a long day, it’s impossible not to get a reaction.

Funny, inappropriate, and 100% dsm5tr energy — this tee isn’t just clothing, it’s a conversation grenade.

dsm5tr Designs — where humor has no filter and every shirt tells a story you probably shouldn’t repeat at church.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.