Start your little legend’s wardrobe off with some unapologetic sass.

The I Cry Less Than a Democrat onesie delivers peak comedy in pint-sized form - soft, comfy, and guaranteed to ruffle more feathers than nap time ever could.

Perfect for baby showers, political roast gifts, or just letting everyone know your kid came into the world ready to own the room.

Cute, bold, and triggering in all the right ways.

This one-piece is made from super-soft cotton that’s gentle on your baby’s skin. The lap shoulder design and three-snap closure make diaper changes quick and easy, so you can spend less time fussing and more time with your little one.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton in a 1x1 baby rib
• Heather color is 90% combed ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd.² (170 g/m²)
• Three-snap closure
• Lap shoulders
• Blank product sourced from India

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