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$20.00 USD
Some messages don’t need explaining—this one just needs to be worn.
The “I Am Not a Hugger” T-Shirt by dsm5tr Designs features a bold saguaro cactus graphic that perfectly represents firm boundaries, dry humor, and zero interest in unsolicited affection.
Sharp, simple, and instantly understood.
Printed on a comfortable, high-quality tee with durable inks, this shirt is made for everyday wear whether you’re out running errands, at work, or navigating social situations where personal space matters. It’s desert humor at its finest—prickly, honest, and unapologetic.
Perfect For:
• Introverts and personal-space advocates
• Arizona and Southwest lovers
• Casual everyday wear with attitude
• People who prefer humor over explanations
• Unique gifts for friends who hate hugging
Features:
• Soft, comfortable premium fabric
• High-quality, long-lasting print
• Classic unisex fit
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs
• Available exclusively on clk3.com
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Clear message.
Comfortable delivery.
Wear it proudly—no hugs necessary.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The “I Am Not a Hugger” T-Shirt by dsm5tr Designs features a bold saguaro cactus graphic that perfectly represents firm boundaries, dry humor, and zero interest in unsolicited affection.
Sharp, simple, and instantly understood.
Printed on a comfortable, high-quality tee with durable inks, this shirt is made for everyday wear whether you’re out running errands, at work, or navigating social situations where personal space matters. It’s desert humor at its finest—prickly, honest, and unapologetic.
Perfect For:
• Introverts and personal-space advocates
• Arizona and Southwest lovers
• Casual everyday wear with attitude
• People who prefer humor over explanations
• Unique gifts for friends who hate hugging
Features:
• Soft, comfortable premium fabric
• High-quality, long-lasting print
• Classic unisex fit
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs
• Available exclusively on clk3.com
funny t-shirt, not a hugger shirt, cactus t-shirt, saguaro cactus shirt, introvert humor apparel, desert humor tee, dsm5tr Designs t-shirt, clk3.com apparel
Clear message.
Comfortable delivery.
Wear it proudly—no hugs necessary.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!