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$15.00 USD
Lazy vibes. Honest priorities. The “Except My Wife” Coffee Mug by dsm5tr Designs delivers blunt humor with zero filters, featuring the unapologetic line: “Today I do not feel like doing anything… except my wife.
I’d do her.” It’s crude, confident, and exactly the kind of joke that lands best with a cup of coffee in hand.
Printed on a premium ceramic mug with crisp, long-lasting graphics, this design is made for married life humor, real relationships, and people who aren’t pretending to be delicate.
Whether it’s sitting on your nightstand, kitchen counter, or making a bold appearance in the office break room, this mug gets laughs fast.
Perfect For:
• Married couples with a strong sense of humor
• Husbands who enjoy bold, honest jokes
• Coffee drinkers who appreciate adult humor
• Gag gifts for anniversaries, birthdays, or Valentine’s Day
• Anyone who believes honesty is the best policy
Features:
• High-quality ceramic coffee mug
• Sharp, durable print
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs
• Available exclusively on clk3.com
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Low energy.
High priorities.
Sip your coffee and stay motivated where it counts.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
I’d do her.” It’s crude, confident, and exactly the kind of joke that lands best with a cup of coffee in hand.
Printed on a premium ceramic mug with crisp, long-lasting graphics, this design is made for married life humor, real relationships, and people who aren’t pretending to be delicate.
Whether it’s sitting on your nightstand, kitchen counter, or making a bold appearance in the office break room, this mug gets laughs fast.
Perfect For:
• Married couples with a strong sense of humor
• Husbands who enjoy bold, honest jokes
• Coffee drinkers who appreciate adult humor
• Gag gifts for anniversaries, birthdays, or Valentine’s Day
• Anyone who believes honesty is the best policy
Features:
• High-quality ceramic coffee mug
• Sharp, durable print
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs
• Available exclusively on clk3.com
funny coffee mug, married humor mug, wife joke coffee cup, adult humor mug, sarcastic coffee mug, gag gift for husband, dsm5tr Designs, clk3.com novelty mug
Low energy.
High priorities.
Sip your coffee and stay motivated where it counts.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!