DSM5TR Designs Can Cooler - Cold Drink, Hot Take, Zero Apologies

Bold design. Sharp attitude. Ice-cold delivery.
The DSM5TR Can Cooler is more than just drink insulation — it’s a vibe you can hold in your hand.

Featuring DSM5TR’s signature unapologetic style, this premium can coozie keeps your 12oz cans chilled while delivering a visual punch of sarcasm, wit, or rebellion (depending on which one you grab). Perfect for parties, patios, or post-existential crises — because warm drinks and weak statements just aren’t your thing.

🧊 Premium neoprene or foam insulation — keeps your drink cold + hands dry
💬 Iconic DSM5TR graphics — dark, ironic, or brutally honest (your choice)
🍺 Fits standard 12oz cans — beer, soda, seltzer, no judgment
🔥 Fade-resistant print — built to survive bad decisions and good stories
🖤 Foldable, stashable, always ready to talk sh*t
🇺🇸 Designed in the USA — with attitude, not algorithms

Perfect for:

Sarcastic socialites, antiheroes, and unbothered badasses

Backyard BBQs, questionable road trips, or just Tuesdays

Gifting to people who hate everything but you

This isn’t just a koozie it’s your personality, wrapped around a cold one.

DSM5TR — Drink cold. Speak loud. Stay unbothered.

Add a personal touch to your sipping sessions! This dual-side can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm.

• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

This product is made on demand. No minimums.