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$15.00 USD
Start your day with a little magic and a lot of truth. The “Crystal Ball” Coffee Mug by dsm5tr Designs delivers the blunt, hilarious message: “My crystal ball says that you are full of sh*t.”
It’s the perfect blend of mystical vibes and brutal honesty—ideal for anyone who prefers their mornings with sarcasm, caffeine, and zero sugar-coating.
Printed on a premium ceramic mug with crisp, long-lasting graphics, this design brings a playful twist to classic fortune-telling.
Whether you’re sipping at home, stirring caffeine into your workday, or gifting it to someone who appreciates a perfectly timed jab, this mug is guaranteed to get a laugh (or an eye roll).
Perfect For:
• Lovers of sarcasm, humor, and blunt honesty
• Anyone who jokes about “reading energy” or predicting the obvious
• Coffee and tea drinkers with a mischievous streak
• Office desks, home coffee bars, and unforgettable gifts
• People who enjoy calling it like they see it
Features:
• High-quality ceramic mug
• Sharp, durable print
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs, exclusive to clk3.com
• A witty, eye-catching statement piece
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A little magic. A lot of honesty.
Sip boldly—and let the crystal ball speak for itself.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s the perfect blend of mystical vibes and brutal honesty—ideal for anyone who prefers their mornings with sarcasm, caffeine, and zero sugar-coating.
Printed on a premium ceramic mug with crisp, long-lasting graphics, this design brings a playful twist to classic fortune-telling.
Whether you’re sipping at home, stirring caffeine into your workday, or gifting it to someone who appreciates a perfectly timed jab, this mug is guaranteed to get a laugh (or an eye roll).
Perfect For:
• Lovers of sarcasm, humor, and blunt honesty
• Anyone who jokes about “reading energy” or predicting the obvious
• Coffee and tea drinkers with a mischievous streak
• Office desks, home coffee bars, and unforgettable gifts
• People who enjoy calling it like they see it
Features:
• High-quality ceramic mug
• Sharp, durable print
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs, exclusive to clk3.com
• A witty, eye-catching statement piece
funny crystal ball mug, sarcastic coffee mug, psychic joke mug, blunt humor cup, dsm5tr Designs mug, clk3.com coffee mug, mystical humor mug, spiritual sarcasm gift, fortune teller joke mug
A little magic. A lot of honesty.
Sip boldly—and let the crystal ball speak for itself.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!