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Barcode Can Cooler Koozie — Shake Your Head, Spill the Message

At first glance? Just a clean, minimalist barcode.
But shake your head side to side, and suddenly… it reads:
F*ck You.

The DSM5TR Barcode Can Cooler is for those who like their drinks ice-cold and their sarcasm stealthy. Whether you’re at a party, tailgate, or just dodging conversations, this koozie does the talking for you — subtly and savagely.

🧊 Premium neoprene or foam insulation — keeps drinks cold + hands dry
💥 Optical illusion barcode design — shake your head to read the hidden message
🍺 Fits standard 12oz cans — beer, seltzer, soda, no judgment
🔥 Fade-resistant print — durable enough for chaos and coolers
🖤 Minimalist look, maximum attitude
🇺🇸 Designed in the USA — because passive aggression is a skillset

Perfect for:

Parties, festivals, BBQs, and antisocial hydration

Gifting to your favorite subtle savage

Anyone who wants to stay low-key disrespectful

This isn’t just a koozie.
It’s camouflaged chaos with a can in it.

DSM5TR — because sometimes you just need to shake your head and sip.

Add a personal touch to your sipping sessions! This dual-side can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm.

• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

This product is made on demand. No minimums.

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