Keep your drink cold and your humor hot with the “An Erection Is Not Considered Personal Growth” Koozie from dsm5tr Designs, available now at clk3.com. Perfect for parties, tailgates, or just keeping it real at the end of a long day, this funny, edgy, and wildly inappropriate can cooler is guaranteed to get laughs — and maybe a few eye rolls.

Made from high-quality neoprene, it fits most cans and bottles, keeping your beverage perfectly chilled while you deliver the perfect punchline without saying a word.

This bold, witty, and totally unfiltered drink sleeve is for those who appreciate sarcasm, live for humor, and don’t take life (or themselves) too seriously.

Raise your can, not your expectations — and let the world know that personal growth isn’t measured in inches, it’s measured in attitude.

dsm5tr Designs — because your drinkware should be as savage and funny as you are.

Add a personal touch to your sipping sessions! This dual-side can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm.

• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

This product is made on demand. No minimums.