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$60.00 USD
DSM5TR Shake Your Head Pickleball Paddle Set - BARCODE THIS, BABY
You came for a friendly game.
You left flipping reality the bird.
Introducing the DSM5TR “Shake Your Head” Pickleball Paddle Set where sport meets psychological warfare.
Designed with our now-infamous barcode illusion, the paddles look innocent… until your opponent shakes their head and BAM: “F*ck You” appears, like a glitch in the simulation. Subtle? Never. Satisfying? Always.
👁 Optical Illusion Design - Barcode until shaken. Message received.
💣 Street-style meets court chaos - Serve looks and attitude.
🔥 Ultra-limited run - No reruns. No backups. No mercy.
🧠 DSM5TR Certified - For those who’ve embraced the diagnosis.
Each set includes:
2 premium paddles designed to disrupt both gameplay and mental stability.
Matching “Shake Your Head” carry case - because your gear should talk sh*t too.
Enough passive-aggressive energy to clear the court.
Play nice? Nah. Play twisted.
Perfect for:
Spite-fueled doubles.
“Friendly” neighborhood tournaments.
Anyone who thinks wellness culture is a scam.
This set isn’t just game-ready - it’s a psychological edge.
Shake. Smash. Serve. DSM5TR style.
Buy now or get benched forever.
Game on! This pickleball set comes with 2 sturdy wooden paddles and 2 bright yellow balls, so you’re ready to rally in style. It includes a see-through bag made for beach trips, park days, or spontaneous matches - just grab it and go play!
• 100% wood paddles with black edges
• Soft poly-cotton handle grips for comfort
• Set includes 2 paddles, 2 plastic balls, and a carry bag
• Same design on both sides of each paddle
• Blank product sourced from China
You came for a friendly game.
You left flipping reality the bird.
Introducing the DSM5TR “Shake Your Head” Pickleball Paddle Set where sport meets psychological warfare.
Designed with our now-infamous barcode illusion, the paddles look innocent… until your opponent shakes their head and BAM: “F*ck You” appears, like a glitch in the simulation. Subtle? Never. Satisfying? Always.
👁 Optical Illusion Design - Barcode until shaken. Message received.
💣 Street-style meets court chaos - Serve looks and attitude.
🔥 Ultra-limited run - No reruns. No backups. No mercy.
🧠 DSM5TR Certified - For those who’ve embraced the diagnosis.
Each set includes:
2 premium paddles designed to disrupt both gameplay and mental stability.
Matching “Shake Your Head” carry case - because your gear should talk sh*t too.
Enough passive-aggressive energy to clear the court.
Play nice? Nah. Play twisted.
Perfect for:
Spite-fueled doubles.
“Friendly” neighborhood tournaments.
Anyone who thinks wellness culture is a scam.
This set isn’t just game-ready - it’s a psychological edge.
Shake. Smash. Serve. DSM5TR style.
Buy now or get benched forever.
Game on! This pickleball set comes with 2 sturdy wooden paddles and 2 bright yellow balls, so you’re ready to rally in style. It includes a see-through bag made for beach trips, park days, or spontaneous matches - just grab it and go play!
• 100% wood paddles with black edges
• Soft poly-cotton handle grips for comfort
• Set includes 2 paddles, 2 plastic balls, and a carry bag
• Same design on both sides of each paddle
• Blank product sourced from China