DSM5TR “Shake Your Head” Dad Hat — Now That’s What I Call Emotional Coverage

Looks like a chill, low-key dad hat.
Until you shake your head — and it flips the world off with a hidden “F*ck You.”

The DSM5TR “Shake Your Head” Dad Hat isn’t just headwear — it’s a walking optical illusion with attitude. Embroidered with the barcode that bites, this hat keeps the sun out of your eyes and the BS out of your personal space.

 Optical Illusion Design — barcode at rest, chaos in motion
 Low-profile, high-impact — classic dad fit with unhinged energy
 Adjustable strap for your control issues
 Ultra-limited release — like your patience for small talk

Perfect for:

Avoiding eye contact in style

Shading your intrusive thoughts

Shaking your head at humanity (literally)

Pairs well with dark thoughts, oversized hoodies, and people asking, “What does your hat say?”

DSM5TR — for the clinically stylish.

Get it now or be left hatless and hollow.

Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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