Welcome to the chaos—own it proudly with the Sh*t Show Embroidered Patch by dsm5tr Designs.

Whether life is a circus or you’re just the ringmaster, this patch says exactly what everyone’s thinking… with style.

Featuring clean, bold embroidery and durable stitching, it’s the perfect upgrade for jackets, backpacks, hats, vests, or your favorite “I’ve had enough today” gear.

This patch is a crowd favorite for anyone who laughs through the madness—teachers, parents, nurses, coworkers, bartenders, and professional chaos wranglers of all kinds. Add it to your patch collection, gift it to your most unfiltered friend, or slap it on your bag as a warning label.

🧵 Perfect For:
• Jackets, vests, denim, backpacks & hats
• Patch collectors & patch traders
• People surviving daily chaos with humor
• Gifts for friends, coworkers, and your favorite disaster

🔥 Features:
• High-quality embroidered stitching
• Durable fabric built to last through the madness
• Easy to sew or attach to most fabrics
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs, available exclusively on clk3.com

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Because sometimes life isn’t a mess…
It’s a full-on Sh*t Show—and this patch is the badge of honor.

Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch. Thanks to its durable twill fabric, the patch is resilient to heat. Order it today and get ready to start embellishing!

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
• Blank product sourced from China