Scottsdale Uncensored™ Hat
Throw shade - but make it fashion.

This isn't just a hat - it’s your personality in accessory form: loud, unbothered, and a little too honest. With bold print and a fit that says “yes, I am the main character,” this cap is made for day drinking, bad decisions, and dodging ex's in style.

Perfect for pool days, hangovers, and pretending you didn't just text the hottie you met at the Scottsdale Quarter.

Sun protection? Sure.
Main character energy? Absolutely.

Limited drop. Once it’s gone, it’s just screenshots and regret.

Curved visor so you don't look like some broccoli headed wanna be.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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