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$24.99 USD
Scottsdale Uncensored™ All-Over Print Tote Bag
For hauling chaos in style.
This isn’t your farmer’s market canvas tote. This is a bold, all-over print attitude wrapped in durable fabric with black stitching - built to carry questionable decisions, iced lattes, and your oversized ego (with room to spare).
Whether you’re brunching, beaching, or blacking out in Old Town, this bag shows up looking hotter than your last situationship.
Strong enough for your drama. Cute enough for your feed.
It’s not just a tote - it’s a walking red flag with handles.
One drop. Zero apologies. Get it before someone else lies and says they had it first.
A spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters.
• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For hauling chaos in style.
This isn’t your farmer’s market canvas tote. This is a bold, all-over print attitude wrapped in durable fabric with black stitching - built to carry questionable decisions, iced lattes, and your oversized ego (with room to spare).
Whether you’re brunching, beaching, or blacking out in Old Town, this bag shows up looking hotter than your last situationship.
Strong enough for your drama. Cute enough for your feed.
It’s not just a tote - it’s a walking red flag with handles.
One drop. Zero apologies. Get it before someone else lies and says they had it first.
A spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters.
• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!