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$7.99 USD
Scottsdale Uncensored™ Can Cooler
Because your drink deserves better - and so do you.
Keep your can cold and your reputation hot.
This Scottsdale Uncensored™ koozie doesn’t just hold your drink - it holds attention. With a bold all-over print and zero chill (except for your beverage), it’s built for pool parties, patio drama, and that one friend’s birthday weekend that always gets out of hand.
Fits like a glove. Talks like your drunk alter ego.
Warning: may cause spontaneous oversharing.
One drop only. When they’re gone, they’re gone — like your self-control after 3 White Claws.
Add a personal touch to your sipping sessions! This dual-side can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm.
• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
Because your drink deserves better - and so do you.
Keep your can cold and your reputation hot.
This Scottsdale Uncensored™ koozie doesn’t just hold your drink - it holds attention. With a bold all-over print and zero chill (except for your beverage), it’s built for pool parties, patio drama, and that one friend’s birthday weekend that always gets out of hand.
Fits like a glove. Talks like your drunk alter ego.
Warning: may cause spontaneous oversharing.
One drop only. When they’re gone, they’re gone — like your self-control after 3 White Claws.
Add a personal touch to your sipping sessions! This dual-side can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm.
• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US
This product is made on demand. No minimums.