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DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” Metal License Plate — Street Legal Satire
Looks patriotic.
Feels ironic.
Drives the point home.
The DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” USA-Made Metal License Plate turns your ride into rolling commentary. Clean typography meets biting sarcasm, printed on a high-quality, weatherproof aluminum plate — proudly made in the USA, just like the division it subtly roasts.
Whether you believe in unity or just want to stir the pot at every stoplight, this plate's doing the work without saying too much… until it says everything.
🇺🇸 Made in the USA — because satire hits harder when it's domestic
🖤 Bold, minimalist “Make America Unified Again” graphic — crisp, clever, conversation-starting
🌦️ UV + weather resistant aluminum — built to survive the climate (political and literal)
🛠️ Standard 6" x 12" sizing — fits most U.S. vehicles
🔥 Limited run — because fake unity doesn’t need mass production
Perfect for:
Subtle rebellion in traffic
Road trips with raised eyebrows
Anyone who's tired of the noise and fluent in nuance
This isn’t just a license plate.
It’s a mirror held up to a divided nation — bolted to your bumper.
DSM5TR — if you can’t unify ‘em, at least confuse ‘em.
Grab yours before the next culture war hits cruise control.
Add serious flair to your ride or room with this vanity plate. Glossy, lightweight, and made to shine, just mount it and let your plate do the talking.
• 100% aluminum
• Size: 12″ × 6″ (30.5 × 15.2 cm)
• Glossy front
• Silver-colored backing
• Pre-drilled holes
• Blank product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Looks patriotic.
Feels ironic.
Drives the point home.
The DSM5TR “Make America Unified Again” USA-Made Metal License Plate turns your ride into rolling commentary. Clean typography meets biting sarcasm, printed on a high-quality, weatherproof aluminum plate — proudly made in the USA, just like the division it subtly roasts.
Whether you believe in unity or just want to stir the pot at every stoplight, this plate's doing the work without saying too much… until it says everything.
🇺🇸 Made in the USA — because satire hits harder when it's domestic
🖤 Bold, minimalist “Make America Unified Again” graphic — crisp, clever, conversation-starting
🌦️ UV + weather resistant aluminum — built to survive the climate (political and literal)
🛠️ Standard 6" x 12" sizing — fits most U.S. vehicles
🔥 Limited run — because fake unity doesn’t need mass production
Perfect for:
Subtle rebellion in traffic
Road trips with raised eyebrows
Anyone who's tired of the noise and fluent in nuance
This isn’t just a license plate.
It’s a mirror held up to a divided nation — bolted to your bumper.
DSM5TR — if you can’t unify ‘em, at least confuse ‘em.
Grab yours before the next culture war hits cruise control.
Add serious flair to your ride or room with this vanity plate. Glossy, lightweight, and made to shine, just mount it and let your plate do the talking.
• 100% aluminum
• Size: 12″ × 6″ (30.5 × 15.2 cm)
• Glossy front
• Silver-colored backing
• Pre-drilled holes
• Blank product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!