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$15.00 USD
“If I Give You a Straw, Will You Suck the Fun Out of Someone Else’s Day?” USA-Made Metal License Plate — Passive-Aggression, Polished in Aluminum
Some people bring sunshine.
Others bring complaints.
This plate tells the second group exactly where to stick it — politely, of course.
Crafted from heavy-duty, USA-made aluminum, this license plate pairs durable quality with razor-sharp sarcasm. Whether you’re stuck in traffic or parked in front of someone who just needs a little hint, this plate does the talking so you don’t have to.
🖤 Bold, clean type design — classy shade that slaps
🇺🇸 Made in the USA — like your tolerance for BS, proudly domestic
💪 Rust-proof aluminum — won’t crack, flake, or fade (unlike their personality)
🌦️ UV + weather resistant — built for real roads and worse moods
🛠️ Standard 6" x 12" fit — perfect for cars, garages, cubicles, or emotional boundaries
🔥 Limited run — because good sarcasm should be rare and well-made
Perfect for:
Petty professionals
Road warriors with wit
Anyone allergic to killjoys
This isn’t just a plate — it’s your emotional support sarcasm.
DSM5TR — fueling good vibes by ejecting bad ones.
Get yours now, before the fun-suckers do.
Add serious flair to your ride or room with this vanity plate. Glossy, lightweight, and made to shine, just mount it and let your plate do the talking.
• 100% aluminum
• Size: 12″ × 6″ (30.5 × 15.2 cm)
• Glossy front
• Silver-colored backing
• Pre-drilled holes
• Blank product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Some people bring sunshine.
Others bring complaints.
This plate tells the second group exactly where to stick it — politely, of course.
Crafted from heavy-duty, USA-made aluminum, this license plate pairs durable quality with razor-sharp sarcasm. Whether you’re stuck in traffic or parked in front of someone who just needs a little hint, this plate does the talking so you don’t have to.
🖤 Bold, clean type design — classy shade that slaps
🇺🇸 Made in the USA — like your tolerance for BS, proudly domestic
💪 Rust-proof aluminum — won’t crack, flake, or fade (unlike their personality)
🌦️ UV + weather resistant — built for real roads and worse moods
🛠️ Standard 6" x 12" fit — perfect for cars, garages, cubicles, or emotional boundaries
🔥 Limited run — because good sarcasm should be rare and well-made
Perfect for:
Petty professionals
Road warriors with wit
Anyone allergic to killjoys
This isn’t just a plate — it’s your emotional support sarcasm.
DSM5TR — fueling good vibes by ejecting bad ones.
Get yours now, before the fun-suckers do.
Add serious flair to your ride or room with this vanity plate. Glossy, lightweight, and made to shine, just mount it and let your plate do the talking.
• 100% aluminum
• Size: 12″ × 6″ (30.5 × 15.2 cm)
• Glossy front
• Silver-colored backing
• Pre-drilled holes
• Blank product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!