“If I Give You a Straw, Will You Suck the Fun Out of Someone Else’s Day?” Pickleball Paddle Set — Serve Sass. Smash Silence.

Lightweight, lethal, and laced with sarcasm — this pickleball paddle set isn’t just for playing the game… it’s for owning the court and the conversation.

Featuring the instantly iconic phrase,
“If I give you a straw, will you suck the fun out of someone else’s day?”,
this USA-designed set is the perfect mix of performance and pettiness.

🏓 Durable, high-performance paddles — lightweight, balanced, and ready for drama
💬 Bold quote graphic — because your paddle should speak louder than your opponents
🎒 Matching carry bag included — take your sarcasm to go
💥 For casual play, serious side-eyes, and mid-match mic drops
🇺🇸 Designed in the USA — because snark is an American art form
🔥 Limited edition — because not everyone deserves this level of flair

Perfect for:

Competitive play with a side of chaos

Serving shade and smashing egos

Gifting to your favorite petty legend

This isn’t just a paddle — it’s a personality.
Sharp wit. Clean hits. No chill.

DSM5TR — where your backhand comes with a backtalk.

Grab yours now before the fun-suckers do.

Game on! This pickleball set comes with 2 sturdy wooden paddles and 2 bright yellow balls, so you’re ready to rally in style. It includes a see-through bag made for beach trips, park days, or spontaneous matches—just grab it and go play!

• 100% wood paddles with black edges
• Soft poly-cotton handle grips for comfort
• Set includes 2 paddles, 2 plastic balls, and a carry bag
• Same design on both sides of each paddle
• Blank product sourced from China