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“If I Give You a Straw, Will You Suck the Fun Out of Someone Else’s Day?” Mug with Color Inside - Sip with Attitude.
Start your morning with caffeine and just the right amount of contempt.
The DSM5TR “If I Give You a Straw…” color-inside mug turns every sip into a stylish slap of sarcasm. Featuring the viral quote that sums up your vibe before the first cup of coffee, this mug is the perfect desk accessory, passive-aggressive gift, or personal warning label.
☕ High-gloss ceramic — smooth, durable, ready for hot tea and hotter takes
🎨 Pop of color on the inside + handle — choose your mood, match your shade
💬 Bold quote design — crisp, readable, unapologetically annoyed
🧼 Dishwasher + microwave safe — because convenience matters, even if patience doesn’t
🇺🇸 Designed in the USA — with attitude and premium ink
🔥 Limited drop — because sarcasm is an art, not a mass product
Perfect for:
Office desks with “Do Not Disturb” energy
Gifting to your favorite sass-master
Deterring conversations before they start
This mug doesn’t just hold coffee — it holds boundaries.
DSM5TR — because not every cup needs to be warm and friendly.
Get yours now before the fun-suckers do.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Start your morning with caffeine and just the right amount of contempt.
The DSM5TR “If I Give You a Straw…” color-inside mug turns every sip into a stylish slap of sarcasm. Featuring the viral quote that sums up your vibe before the first cup of coffee, this mug is the perfect desk accessory, passive-aggressive gift, or personal warning label.
☕ High-gloss ceramic — smooth, durable, ready for hot tea and hotter takes
🎨 Pop of color on the inside + handle — choose your mood, match your shade
💬 Bold quote design — crisp, readable, unapologetically annoyed
🧼 Dishwasher + microwave safe — because convenience matters, even if patience doesn’t
🇺🇸 Designed in the USA — with attitude and premium ink
🔥 Limited drop — because sarcasm is an art, not a mass product
Perfect for:
Office desks with “Do Not Disturb” energy
Gifting to your favorite sass-master
Deterring conversations before they start
This mug doesn’t just hold coffee — it holds boundaries.
DSM5TR — because not every cup needs to be warm and friendly.
Get yours now before the fun-suckers do.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!