I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me USA-Made Die-Cut Magnet
DSM5TR “I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me” USA-Made Die-Cut Magnet — Slap-On Existentialism

Ever stared into the fridge wondering if your leftovers are doing better than you? Same.
Now imagine that fridge judging you back — with this magnet.

The DSM5TR “I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me” Die-Cut Magnet is a tiny, soul-crushing truth bomb made of high-quality American materials and low-quality emotional stability. Featuring that dead-inside skeleton, mid-cigarette, post-life-pummeling, it’s the perfect addition to any magnetic surface in desperate need of a breakdown.

💀 Iconic DSM5TR design — skeleton smoking, text that hits like a breakup at 3AM
🧲 Die-cut precision — made to slap, not slide
🇺🇸 USA-made — because even your despair should support domestic manufacturing
💣 Weatherproof, sarcasm-proof, emotionally compromised
🔥 Limited drop — like your last ounce of hope

Perfect for:

Fridges

Lockers

Filing cabinets

The emotional void

Stick it somewhere visible. Let it say what your face is too tired to.

DSM5TR — because if life’s gonna f*ck you, the least it can do is leave a cigarette.

Buy now or keep pretending that motivational magnet isn’t mocking you.

Showcase adventures and inspiration, or simply keep your space organized with our premium magnets. They feature a modern matte finish on top and a strong magnetic material on the back, so they’ll hold up well and look great for years to come. These magnets are a practical and stylish solution for holding up photos, notes, or other small items.

• Made from 0.5 mm flexible vinyl
• Premium matte finish
• Magnetic black backing

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