“I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me” Can Cooler — Cold Drink. Dark Humor. Dead Inside Vibes.

Let’s face it — life’s been a lot.
At least your drink doesn’t judge.

The DSM5TR “I Wonder If Life Smokes After It F*cks Me” Can Cooler brings together existential dread and high-functioning sarcasm in one gloriously passive-aggressive wraparound for your beverage of choice. Featuring bold lettering and a skeleton puffing a post-chaos smoke, this koozie delivers cold drinks and colder truths with every sip.

☠️ Statement graphic + skeleton art — bold, ironic, and low-key unhinged
🧊 Premium neoprene or foam insulation — keeps 12oz cans cold and your grip dry
🔥 Fade-resistant print — built to survive parties, hangovers, and your mid-20s
**🎯 Folds flat for easy storage in bags or glove boxes
🇺🇸 Designed in the USA — because we invented the meltdown

Perfect for:

BBQs, night shifts, therapy pre-gaming, or just… existing

Fans of dark humor and even darker coffee

Gifting to your most emotionally unwell (but hilarious) friend

This isn’t just a koozie — it’s a cry for help that keeps your beer cold.

DSM5TR — where style meets emotional damage.

Add a personal touch to your sipping sessions! This dual-side can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm.

• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

This product is made on demand. No minimums.