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$20.00 USD
Top off your attitude with the “I’m No Taxidermist But I’ll Stuff Her Beaver” Hat from dsm5tr Designs, exclusively at clk3.com — the perfect blend of bold humor, filthy wit, and fearless confidence. This isn’t just a hat — it’s a full-blown statement piece for those who laugh louder, live unapologetically, and definitely don’t do “subtle.”
Made from premium, breathable fabric with an adjustable strap for a perfect fit, this cap keeps you cool while your sense of humor does the talking. The crisp embroidered text delivers that classic DSM5tr edge — funny, inappropriate, and impossible to ignore.
Whether you’re at a tailgate, on the job, out fishing, or just starting trouble at the bar, this hat guarantees reactions — from smirks to full-on laughter. It’s the ultimate icebreaker, boundary-pusher, and instant classic for anyone who loves a dirty joke done right.
Funny, edgy, and totally unfiltered — this hat isn’t for everyone, and that’s exactly why you need it.
kdsm5tr Designs — because life’s too short for boring hats and polite humor.
Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Made from premium, breathable fabric with an adjustable strap for a perfect fit, this cap keeps you cool while your sense of humor does the talking. The crisp embroidered text delivers that classic DSM5tr edge — funny, inappropriate, and impossible to ignore.
Whether you’re at a tailgate, on the job, out fishing, or just starting trouble at the bar, this hat guarantees reactions — from smirks to full-on laughter. It’s the ultimate icebreaker, boundary-pusher, and instant classic for anyone who loves a dirty joke done right.
Funny, edgy, and totally unfiltered — this hat isn’t for everyone, and that’s exactly why you need it.
kdsm5tr Designs — because life’s too short for boring hats and polite humor.
Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!