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$15.00 USD
Always running behind? Let the world know exactly who you are with this hilarious metal license plate featuring the bold statement:
“I Identify as LATE – My Pronouns Are Almost / There.”
Whether you're pulling into work five minutes past the meeting or rolling into every event fashionably late, this plate tells the truth so you don’t have to. It’s the perfect mix of sarcasm, self-awareness, and personality — guaranteed to get laughs at stoplights and parking lots everywhere.
🚗 Perfect For:
• Cars, trucks, motorcycles & golf carts
• People who are chronically late and proud of it
• Fun gifts for coworkers, friends & family
• Adding humor to your garage, office wall, or man cave
• Fans of novelty plates and witty sarcasm
🔥 Product Features:
• Premium USA-made metal license plate
• Fade-resistant, high-contrast print
• Fits standard license plate mounts
• Lightweight, durable, and weather-ready
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs, available at clk3.com
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Let your car do the explaining —
because you’ll probably still be late. ⏰🚗
Add serious flair to your ride or room with this vanity plate. Glossy, lightweight, and made to shine, just mount it and let your plate do the talking.
• 100% aluminum
• Size: 12″ × 6″ (30.5 × 15.2 cm)
• Glossy front
• Silver-colored backing
• Pre-drilled holes
• Blank product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
“I Identify as LATE – My Pronouns Are Almost / There.”
Whether you're pulling into work five minutes past the meeting or rolling into every event fashionably late, this plate tells the truth so you don’t have to. It’s the perfect mix of sarcasm, self-awareness, and personality — guaranteed to get laughs at stoplights and parking lots everywhere.
🚗 Perfect For:
• Cars, trucks, motorcycles & golf carts
• People who are chronically late and proud of it
• Fun gifts for coworkers, friends & family
• Adding humor to your garage, office wall, or man cave
• Fans of novelty plates and witty sarcasm
🔥 Product Features:
• Premium USA-made metal license plate
• Fade-resistant, high-contrast print
• Fits standard license plate mounts
• Lightweight, durable, and weather-ready
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs, available at clk3.com
funny license plate, novelty car plate, sarcastic car accessory, always late humor, late person jokes, USA-made metal plate, dsm5tr Designs, clk3.com funny plate, “identify as late” joke, pronouns humor plate
Let your car do the explaining —
because you’ll probably still be late. ⏰🚗
Add serious flair to your ride or room with this vanity plate. Glossy, lightweight, and made to shine, just mount it and let your plate do the talking.
• 100% aluminum
• Size: 12″ × 6″ (30.5 × 15.2 cm)
• Glossy front
• Silver-colored backing
• Pre-drilled holes
• Blank product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!