Not for the faint of heart, this tee is dark humor in its purest form.

Forget smooth pickup lines - this shirt screams chaotic energy with a side of savage truth.

Perfect for the guy who knows his “relationships” are more like temporary adoption programs.

Brutally funny: The kind of joke that gets laughs and side-eyes.

Soft & comfy: Because heartbreak may sting, but your shirt shouldn’t.

Conversation starter: Expect gasps, chuckles, and “where did you get that?!”

Wear it with pride. Or shame. Either way, it’ll get attention.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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