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$15.00 USD
Turn your caffeine routine into a statement with the “FU-COUGH” Coffee Mug by dsm5tr Designs.
Featuring the hilarious line: “Excuse me, I’m just allergic to your bullsht,”* this mug serves sarcasm hot and strong—perfect for mornings, meetings, or any interaction that requires a polite but pointed response.
Printed on a premium ceramic mug with crisp, long-lasting graphics, this design delivers laughs and attitude with every sip.
Whether it’s your desk companion, home coffee staple, or a gift for the sarcastic friend in your life, this mug makes it clear: you’re here for caffeine, not nonsense.
Perfect For:
• Sarcasm lovers and no-nonsense personalities
• Coffee and tea drinkers who appreciate humor with attitude
• Office desks, home coffee bars, and break rooms
• Gag gifts, birthdays, and humorous surprises
• Anyone who needs a daily reminder to filter out nonsense
Features:
• High-quality ceramic mug
• Sharp, durable print
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs, exclusive to clk3.com
• Bold, funny, and unforgettable statement piece
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Polite. Sharp. Hilarious.
Sip boldly—and stay allergic to nonsense.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Featuring the hilarious line: “Excuse me, I’m just allergic to your bullsht,”* this mug serves sarcasm hot and strong—perfect for mornings, meetings, or any interaction that requires a polite but pointed response.
Printed on a premium ceramic mug with crisp, long-lasting graphics, this design delivers laughs and attitude with every sip.
Whether it’s your desk companion, home coffee staple, or a gift for the sarcastic friend in your life, this mug makes it clear: you’re here for caffeine, not nonsense.
Perfect For:
• Sarcasm lovers and no-nonsense personalities
• Coffee and tea drinkers who appreciate humor with attitude
• Office desks, home coffee bars, and break rooms
• Gag gifts, birthdays, and humorous surprises
• Anyone who needs a daily reminder to filter out nonsense
Features:
• High-quality ceramic mug
• Sharp, durable print
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Designed by dsm5tr Designs, exclusive to clk3.com
• Bold, funny, and unforgettable statement piece
funny coffee mug, sarcastic coffee cup, FU-COUGH mug, allergy humor mug, novelty coffee mug, dsm5tr Designs mug, clk3.com coffee mug, office humor cup, gag gift coffee mug
Polite. Sharp. Hilarious.
Sip boldly—and stay allergic to nonsense.
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!