“If I Give You a Straw, Will You Suck the Fun Out of Someone Else’s Day?” Stickers — Stick Your Shade

Got a “no fun zone” to mark? A notebook that needs some edge? A laptop begging for a personality upgrade? These stickers say it all — loud, clear, and unapologetically petty.

The DSM5TR “If I Give You a Straw…” stickers are high-quality, USA-made vinyl decals built to last on water bottles, laptops, car bumpers, or anywhere you need to serve some serious side-eye.

? Bold, readable design — sarcasm you can stick to anything
? Durable, weather-resistant vinyl — sun, rain, or road grime can’t kill the vibe
?? Made in the USA — sass and quality, homegrown
? Easy peel-and-stick application — instant attitude upgrade
? Limited stock — because good shade isn’t mass-produced

Perfect for:

Laptops, water bottles, car bumpers, and more

Gifts for the sarcastic friend who’s “over it”

Anyone who prefers their humor with a little bite

This isn’t just a sticker.
It’s a mood on a mission.

DSM5TR — because some days just need a little extra edge.

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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