Top off your look with a heavy dose of humor and attitude with the “An Erection Is Not Considered Personal Growth” Hat from DSM5tr Designs, exclusively at clk3.com. This hat isn’t for the easily offended — it’s for those who live unapologetically, laugh hard, and aren’t afraid to drop a little truth with their style.

Crafted from premium cotton with an adjustable strap for the perfect fit, this hat delivers all-day comfort and a timeless, relaxed vibe. The bold embroidered design adds that signature DSM5tr edge, making it the ultimate conversation starter (and probably ender).

Whether you’re out with friends, hitting the gym, or just dodging nonsense, this hat keeps your head cool and your sense of humor sharp. It’s the perfect mix of sarcasm, style, and rebellion — a wearable punchline that always lands.

DSM5tr Designs brings you funny, edgy, and original statement gear that speaks your mind when words just won’t cut it. Because real growth is knowing how to laugh at it all — and look good doing it.

Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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